I always knew my wife wanted a Nintendo Switch since it’s all she really talks about for about a year now. Ever since I got a better paying job, I decided maybe I should get her one, and probably something like Splatoon or Mario Kart to go along with, for an off season birthday or Christmas gift.

Moral of the story, don’t spoil the surprise and tell your SO or else they’ll shake forever in anticipation you could power a city block with a dynamo attached to them.